Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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