She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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