I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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