So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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