Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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