school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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