the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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