Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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