covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Who died my cat blue again?
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