so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
