you guys were way drunker than both of me
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
