found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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