NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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