why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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