Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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