I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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