You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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