he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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