i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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