I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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