so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
