So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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