idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
too bad you live with your parents still
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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