I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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