he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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