You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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