Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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