We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
why do cheetos always look like penises
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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