I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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