last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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