he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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