On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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