Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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