you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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