She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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