i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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