when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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