a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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