I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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