at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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