I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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