so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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