so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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