brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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