don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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