Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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