i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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