Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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