Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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