There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
