after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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