just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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